TIE GHANA

BREAKING NEWS: Private jet takes Cassper Nyovest to Guyana instead of Ghana

South African rapper Cassper Nyovest who is billed to perform at the VGMA 2019 has landed Guyana, a country on South America’s North Atlantic coast, instead of Ghana.

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The chattered jet mistook Guyana as Ghana.

The Pilot, Lucas Clement, says he heard Guyana and never thought of Ghana.

Cassper says he was shocked when he took him more than 12 hours in the air since his previous travels to Ghana took him just 6 hours. 

Charterhouse says arrangements have been made for Cassper to fly first class on a commercial plane from Johannesburg in order to reach on time to perform.

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